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Contributed
who
all the pretty horses, An ex-erotic entertainer, Bam Bam, Brunhilda und Kriemhilda, Chuck Norris, Devo, Dmitri Shostakovich, Dumpster Diver, Fallen Women, Fannie Mae, Genghis Khan, Hagar the Horrible, Holy Cow, Jehova , Kamikaze Cocktail Waitress, keebler elf, Kojak, Lando Calrissian, Little Bunny Fufu, Luther Vandross, moose rider james, Mr. Peanut, Pizzaface, R Kelly Cult Members, REO Speedwagon, Seven "Baby" Decapitations, Smurfette, Stan Getz, Tar Baby, Teenage Suicide Bomber, Tesla, Text Message Whore, The 69th Dalai Lama, The Alpha Hermaphrodite, The Death Cheater, The Fugitive Kind, The Last Albino Contortionist, The Marlboro Man, The poet laureate of New Jersey, Vagrant Hemophiliacs, Wang Chung
what
a razor in the apple, Adult Onset Chicken Pox, Afghan Morphine, anal nitrate, bad juju, bedroom eyes, black beauties, cereal prizes, Cinnamon Toast, competetive karaoke , dismemberment, dry humping, erotomania, eye of newt, face blindness, Gong Show, hello kitty vibrator, horticulture, hot yoga, ketosis breath, lady fingers, manwich greed, marshmallow-fed geese, Morrissey Catatonia, oreo cookie confessional, peanut butter methadone, Pig Destroyer bootleg, Pony Rides $.25, pooper scooper, reverse vasectomy, snake eyes, snarky borrito topping fetish, Snoopy phobia, stomach stapling, tax fraud, The Cleaver Sleeve, tiramisu, Toltec revival, vainglory, white russians, Yakuza bachelor party
when
11th inning, 1973 Iditarod, after 5 hours of horse foreplay, after a friendly fire funeral, after the divorce, apocalypse, Baroque Era, between a rock and a hard place, Bingo Night, black sabbath, black thursday, boiling point, checkmate, cockfight, cremation, cum shot, day of the locust, doomsday, during Barney Miller, French Grand Prix, half past a freckle, Howard Johnson Happy Hour, January 2nd, Year of the Monkey's Rectum, Kwanza, La Quinceanera, Marti Gras, menopause, Miller time, Nixon administration, ovulation, prom, sasquatch, sooner than u think, syphillis season, the age of innocence, the Golden Years, The Hour of our Doubt, the resurrection, Valentine's Day, visiting hours, when one-eyed jacks are wild
where
African Missionary Pot Luck, cerebral cortex, Chico, Chuck E Cheese's, coral reef, Dairy Queen Drive Thru, death row, gorgonzola trade show, Guantanamo, honeymoon suite, in your dreams, Kentucky Derby, Lover's Lane, Meat Freezer, Mr. Roger's Neighborhood, Peanut Gallery, Penthouse, pickfax, Plaid Pantry Purgatory, Porn Museum, Silver Falls, Sin City, Sing Sing Correctional Facility, Sizzler, somewhere over the rainbow, south bronx, spacetime continuum, spanish harlem, The Dumpster, the gazebo, the mortuary, The Slums of Puget Sound, the Vatican, the walk-in closet floor, Times Square Peep Show, Under the Sheltering Sky, Union Jack's, Vegas RV park, Verrazano Bridge, WKRP in Cincinnati
why
'vegans do it better' bumper sticker, Billy Jean is not my lover, breast augmentation, carpal tunnel of the mind, casino crimes, coffee enema, community service sentence, compromised diary entry, corn candy klepto, David Lynch a-thon, dry ice and chode collision, ethnic cleansing, feeble hypothalamus, food stamp forgery, hemroids, incinerated incest baby, Jean Genet Malaise, kama sutra law suit, keno winnings, needlepoint injury, neoteny, out of order tampax machine, peak oil, peanut m m's lodged in her spleen, pedophile family reunion, penis pump, postpartum depression, premature baldness, Psychic Friends Network Crash, scabies, senility tonic, stolen rolex start up, Stuckist Manifesto Mandate, T-mobile takeover, testicular anomaly, unrequited indifference, Vaginal Discharge, of course, virgin sacrifice, whiteout, Yaba Task Force, you are the hunted
how
advanced alien surveillance technology, beating a dead horse, by the skin of my balls, baby, by tying two dirty sheets together with licorice, careless whispers, clairvoyant duty-free clerk, cold turkey, cool whip, don't ask don't tell, doppleganger hoax, embroidered, hot air balloons for dummies, iambic pentameter, imperceptibly, in a pink polka-dotted fashion, in a pinch, mescaline, on a whim, on candid camera, permanent press, piecemeal, propelled by the wheel of karma, pseudonym switcharoo, resisting arrest, sincerely, socal loco, suffocation with a Bambi pillow, The Monty Hall Paradox, through a dixie straw, tic tac toe, to Neil Diamond's greatest hits, unlubricated, via K-hole, vicodin, with a coat hanger, with a turkey baster, with extra calcium, with great celerity, with mommy's permission, with two sticks of Land O' Lakes, you put the cigarettte to the silk
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Food Chain Game
seeded by Beatrice, baby boomer, gerbils, 11th inning, spacetime continuum, for the love of cats, how now
on 28 May 2008
LEGO my eggo, or alternatively, Death by Denny's
seeded by a toy salesman, stomach stapling, after breakfast, some place, for some reason, somewhat embarrassed
on 28 May 2008
Dangerous Yogurt Oversight
seeded by Diabetic neurologists, forgetfulness, 1981, corner apartment, smitten, brown cow
on 28 May 2008
Merchant Ivory Presents " Lobotomy"
seeded by a local bar owner, fork, tea time, cerebral cortex, postpartum depression, by train
on 27 May 2008
Easy Tofu Rider
seeded by bean curd person of high skill, an alien invasion, yesterday, a dilapidated old movie theatre, nothing better to do, leverage
on 27 May 2008
Nancy Drew and the case of the missing acid tab
seeded by doll doctor, a magic medallion, Miller time, staircase, the curse of the blue-ish yellow basket, this head, this heart, these hands
on 26 May 2008
No health insurance
seeded by dead chef, reverse vasectomy, o'clock, stream hits from the roof, bible, in full view of everyone
on 26 May 2008
Rape Kisser
seeded by bubblegum collector, blowing through, New Year's Eve, city park, scabies, forced feeding
on 26 May 2008
Space Taxi....waiting time, 4 light years:(
seeded by yogi, yo-yo, the day before 9/11, gorgonzola trade show, sick of climbing, advanced alien surveillance technology
on 26 May 2008
The new scientology
seeded by Chuck Norris, laser sword, three years in the future, just outside of town, economic necessity, leverage
on 26 May 2008
He turns 35
seeded by a lighthouse keeper, fruit loops, eclipse, a gingerbread house, wingin' it, noncommittally
on 26 May 2008
A ballad of minimum wage
seeded by the prince, cushion, apocalypse, the lamp factory, sadness, with two sticks of Land O' Lakes
on 26 May 2008
Junkfood Suicide
seeded by Pizzaface, a kimono, now, always now, the dump, survival, jumping
on 26 May 2008
French Men Finish Last
seeded by Lando Calrissian, room full of tiny tables, twenty minutes from now, bank, blackmail, mouth
on 26 May 2008
Hypnosis
seeded by girl, a rubber ducky, day of the locust, firm couch, every time you ask, I age, uninterrupted
on 26 May 2008
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